Meowjer League Baseball
Ryan Meowmit went 0-for-4 in his Twins debut. On the plus side, he didn’t get hurt. 

Ryan Meowmit went 0-for-4 in his Twins debut. On the plus side, he didn’t get hurt. 

Livan Purrnandez 11 lives: Marlins, Giants, Expos, Nats, D’Backs, Twins, Rockies, Mets, Nats again, Astros, Braves.

Livan Purrnandez 11 lives: Marlins, Giants, Expos, Nats, D’Backs, Twins, Rockies, Mets, Nats again, Astros, Braves.

Tyler Clippurred won’t get many hold oppurrtunities if the Nats cleanup hitter keeps striking out.

Tyler Clippurred won’t get many hold oppurrtunities if the Nats cleanup hitter keeps striking out.

Can Jimmy Rawrllins and the Phillies overcome the absence of Ryan Meoward?

Can Jimmy Rawrllins and the Phillies overcome the absence of Ryan Meoward?

Are you as excited for Meowpening Day as Andrew MewCutchen was for picture day?

Are you as excited for Meowpening Day as Andrew MewCutchen was for picture day?

He’s still recovering from that ball to the face, but Meowguel Cabrera is in the lineup for Meowpening Day. 

He’s still recovering from that ball to the face, but Meowguel Cabrera is in the lineup for Meowpening Day. 

Twenty-five years from now, Logan Meowrrison will tweet his Hall of Fame induction speech. 

Twenty-five years from now, Logan Meowrrison will tweet his Hall of Fame induction speech. 

Keep Lance “Big Puma” Purrkman away from the aquarium at Marlins Park. 

Keep Lance “Big Puma” Purrkman away from the aquarium at Marlins Park. 

Pour out a bag of Big League Chew; the 2012 season will be Chippurr Jones’ last. 

Pour out a bag of Big League Chew; the 2012 season will be Chippurr Jones’ last. 

Kendrys Meowrales wishes he didn’t always land on his feet.

Kendrys Meowrales wishes he didn’t always land on his feet.