Ryan Meowmit went 0-for-4 in his Twins debut. On the plus side, he didn’t get hurt.
Livan Purrnandez 11 lives: Marlins, Giants, Expos, Nats, D’Backs, Twins, Rockies, Mets, Nats again, Astros, Braves.
Can Jimmy Rawrllins and the Phillies overcome the absence of Ryan Meoward?
He’s still recovering from that ball to the face, but Meowguel Cabrera is in the lineup for Meowpening Day.
Twenty-five years from now, Logan Meowrrison will tweet his Hall of Fame induction speech.