A Tranny Limit production. Follow us @MeowjerLB.Meowjer League BaseballTumblr (3.0; @meowjerleaguebaseball)http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/Ryan Meowmit went 0-for-4 in his Twins debut. On the plus side,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m230vpwZvq1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ryan Meowmit went 0-for-4 in his Twins debut. On the plus side, he didn’t get hurt. </p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20618789174http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20618789174Fri, 06 Apr 2012 19:50:13 -0400Ryan DoumitMinnesota TwinsOpening DayLivan Purrnandez 11 lives: Marlins, Giants, Expos, Nats,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20w9wTcjb1rq75ono1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Livan Purrnandez 11 lives: Marlins, Giants, Expos, Nats, D’Backs, Twins, Rockies, Mets, Nats again, Astros, Braves.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20542553207http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20542553207Thu, 05 Apr 2012 16:15:32 -0400Livan HernandezAtlanta BravesOpening DayTyler Clippurred won’t get many hold oppurrtunities if the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20vttJcHj1rq75ono1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tyler Clippurred won’t get many hold oppurrtunities if the Nats cleanup hitter keeps striking out.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20542029724http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20542029724Thu, 05 Apr 2012 16:05:00 -0400Washington NationalsTyler ClippardOpening DayCan Jimmy Rawrllins and the Phillies overcome the absence of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20i848CEr1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can Jimmy Rawrllins and the Phillies overcome the absence of <a href="http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18272108742/no-one-has-ever-described-ryan-meowards-reflexes" title="Ryan Meoward" target="_blank">Ryan Meoward</a>?</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20528446167http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20528446167Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:12:04 -0400Jimmy RollinsPhilliesOpening DayAre you as excited for Meowpening Day as Andrew MewCutchen was...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20i2j2XYu1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Are you as excited for Meowpening Day as Andrew MewCutchen was for picture day?</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20528318418http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20528318418Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:08:43 -0400Andrew McCutcheonPittsburgh PiratesOpening DayAndrew McCutchenHe’s still recovering from that ball to the face, but...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20hvfXeFH1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He’s still recovering from that ball to the face, but Meowguel Cabrera is in the lineup for Meowpening Day. </p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20528154134http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20528154134Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:04:27 -0400Miguel CabreraDetroit TigersOpening DayTwenty-five years from now, Logan Meowrrison will tweet his Hall...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zgbqdS6H1rq75ono1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Twenty-five years from now, Logan Meowrrison will <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/LoMoMarlins" title="tweet" target="_blank">tweet</a> his Hall of Fame induction speech. </p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20501325384http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20501325384Wed, 04 Apr 2012 21:33:00 -0400Logan MorrisonMiami MarlinsOpening NightKyle LohseKeep Lance “Big Puma” Purrkman away from the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z8dmLcVj1rq75ono1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Keep Lance “Big Puma” Purrkman away from the aquarium at Marlins Park. </p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20490051500http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/20490051500Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:41:46 -0400Lance BerkmanCardinalsMeowpening DayPour out a bag of Big League Chew; the 2012 season will be...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1awj7LmEr1rq75ono1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pour out a bag of Big League Chew; the 2012 season will be Chippurr Jones’ last.  </p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19741252118http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19741252118Thu, 22 Mar 2012 15:23:31 -0400Chipper JonesAtlanta BravesSpring TrainingKendrys Meowrales wishes he didn’t always land on his...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19aoiW70b1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kendrys Meowrales wishes he didn’t always land on his feet.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19699147343http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19699147343Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:33:54 -0400Kendrys MoralesLos Angeles Angelsof AnaheimDon’t forget about Dexter Meowler in your fantasy drafts....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18l77YrPA1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t forget about Dexter Meowler in your fantasy drafts. Sleeper alert.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19678183573http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19678183573Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:23:31 -0400Dexter FowlerColorado RockiesIt’s the return of Pat The Meowchine Purrell. <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m170mwz1dX1rq75ono1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s the return of Pat The Meowchine Purrell. </p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19630883796http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19630883796Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:01:44 -0400Pat BurrellBrian WilsonPhilliesSan Francisco GiantsMeowny being Meowny while signing pawtographs. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15x8mb8FW1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Meowny being Meowny while signing pawtographs. </p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19609656773http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19609656773Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:50:46 -0400Manny RamirezOakland AthleticsSpring TrainingMeowguel Cabrera couldn’t bat away a ball that came his...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15g2zdMtR1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Meowguel Cabrera couldn’t bat away a ball that came his way at purrd base today.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19586500737http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19586500737Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:40:11 -0400Miguel CabreraDetroit TigersR.I.P. Steve Meowe. If only you had nine lives…<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0p8p1jL4l1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>R.I.P. Steve Meowe. If only you had nine lives…</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19094883777http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/19094883777Sat, 10 Mar 2012 21:39:01 -0500Steve HoweYankeesBirthday HandNew Texas pitcher Mew Darvish showed during a spring start today...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jf1skpC21rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New Texas pitcher Mew Darvish showed during a spring start today that his stuff translates to the Meowjers.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18922265843http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18922265843Wed, 07 Mar 2012 18:10:40 -0500Yu DarvishTexas RangersAJ Purrrnett says: “Bunting is FUN-damental!”<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0a1flvrnx1rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>AJ Purrrnett says: “Bunting is FUN-damental!”</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18621804988http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18621804988Fri, 02 Mar 2012 16:38:09 -0500AJ BurnettPiratesYankeesAwful PhotoshopFormer Nats GM Jim Meowden has apologized for his DMewI.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06i4brjGC1rq75ono1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Former Nats GM Jim Meowden has apologized for his DMewI.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18519131630http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18519131630Wed, 29 Feb 2012 18:48:00 -0500Jim BowdenTooncesNationalsRobin Meownt’s moustache was a Diamond King.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05zwfaRjY1rq75ono1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Robin Meownt’s moustache was a Diamond King.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18498990481http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18498990481Wed, 29 Feb 2012 12:14:39 -0500Robin YountBrewersCatnip will still be purrmitted in Bobby Meowlentine’s...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04dx4Kkl81rq75ono1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Catnip will still be purrmitted in Bobby Meowlentine’s clubhouse.</p>http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18449540245http://meowjerleaguebaseball.tumblr.com/post/18449540245Tue, 28 Feb 2012 15:22:00 -0500Bobby ValentineRed SoxMets