Ryan Meowmit went 0-for-4 in his Twins debut. On the plus side, he didn’t get hurt.
Livan Purrnandez 11 lives: Marlins, Giants, Expos, Nats, D’Backs, Twins, Rockies, Mets, Nats again, Astros, Braves.
Tyler Clippurred won’t get many hold oppurrtunities if the Nats cleanup hitter keeps striking out.
Can Jimmy Rawrllins and the Phillies overcome the absence of Ryan Meoward?
Are you as excited for Meowpening Day as Andrew MewCutchen was for picture day?
He’s still recovering from that ball to the face, but Meowguel Cabrera is in the lineup for Meowpening Day.